" hand puppet "

 [ "hand puppet" ]

1: someone that does the talking for a boss

  * e.g.,  ... eddie vetter of brothers electric was gary nolans hand puppet 

 [ "hand puppet" ]

1: Slang for a hand gun. Best used in Mickey Spillane-type crime novels.

  * e.g.,  ... ....just so the broad knew I meant business, I decided to introduce her to my best friend; a hand-puppet I liked to call "Mr. Thrity-Eight".... 

 [ "Hand Puppet" ]

1: Someone who enjoys the act of being on the receiving end of fist fucking.

  * e.g.,  ... Justin Timberlake is a hand puppet 

 [ "Hand Puppet" ]

1: Someone who enjoyes being fingered/fisted in their anal cavity often.

  * e.g.,  ... You fisted her butt? She's a "hand puppet"! 

 [ "Hernia Hand Puppet" ]

1: n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.

  * e.g.,  ... Why are you limping? I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet. 

 [ "soapy the hand puppet" ]

1: To masturbate in the shower.

  * e.g.,  ... He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night. 

 [ "West Virginia Hand Puppet" ]

1: When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)

  * e.g.,  ... That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever. 

 [ "Puppet Hands" ]

1: A hand gesture used when something is too awkward/FML to describe with words. Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows. Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!" Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1 Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands* Example 2 Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands* Example 3 Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life. 

 [ "Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master " ]

1: This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

  * e.g.,  ... Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long. 

 [ "Hand Puppet" ]

1: When someone fists you and opens their hand, then that person will then make movements with their hand like a puppetmaster while you follow the handmovements with your limbs.

  * e.g.,  ... Im gonna try the Hand Puppet with you tonight. You better Act!